THE SHOP

Buy it once. Own it forever. Like a board game.
THE FOUNDERS' ROWNumbered, capped, never coming back. Next to the one thing that already didn't.
WHAT'S IN IT
Every add-on we sell for our games, now and whatever we make later, on one account, for as long as the site exists. Five hundred of them, numbered in the order they're bought, and then never sold again.
IN IT: every theme (Club Mode and Yacht Rock today), every announcer voice, every music pack including After Dark, every champion anthem, every expansion for Hexagon Island (The Sea today).
NOT IN IT: the online league's yearly pass, if a league ever exists (that pays for servers). Anything that belongs to one player instead of the whole table, if that ever exists: game cards, card packs, and a player's own dice skins. Cards are earned at the table, not at checkout. The bribe, which is a bribe.
One purchase. The whole table plays.
THE EVERYTHING EDITION
$24.99 · once, numbered, capped at 500
Every add-on, now and whatever comes later, on one account. Five hundred, numbered, then never again.
SOLD OUT FOREVER
A MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTION
We looked into charging you every month for the same game and decided it was a crime. Others disagree.
roller.wtf
MODESWhole new looks, whole new voices. Tap through the pictures; tap a pill to hear it.
CLUB MODE
The island after dark. Neon tiles, a hype-MC who has never once been calm, and a soundtrack your neighbors will file a complaint about. Some sites charge $18.99 a month. Those sites do not have lasers.
New art on every tile and card, a club soundtrack on the jukebox, the MC on the mic, and Neon Crown, the song the club crowns you with. The host turns it on in the island's menu; the table sees it through the host.
Try it free for one night, from the lobby of a live room.
One purchase. The whole table plays.
CLUB MODE
$6.99 · once, forever
Neon tiles, a hype-MC, and a soundtrack with lasers. Some sites charge $18.99 a month for less.
YACHT ROCK
The island at golden hour. Teak, chrome, white hulls, and a late-night host who has never raised his voice and never will. Dean calls a seven the way he calls a road. Twenty tracks of sincere longing about wheat.
New art on every tile and card, the marina on the big screen and the phones, Dean on the mic, twenty tracks on the jukebox, and two coronation songs drawn by turns. It dresses every board you own, the island and all nine seas. The host turns it on in the island's menu; the table sees it through the host.
One purchase. The whole table plays.
One purchase. The whole table plays.
YACHT ROCK
$6.99 · once, forever
The marina at golden hour, a host who never hurries, and twenty smooth tracks. It works on every board you own.
THE SEA
Expansion No. 1 for Hexagon Island. A home island, islands beyond the water, ships that run along the sea from your coast, a pirate who shuts lanes and picks pockets, gold fields that pay any resource, and two points for your first settlement on every new shore. Fourteen points wins out here.
Both looks: the parchment gets its sea, the club gets its own. The host ticks The Sea in the lobby before the island is called; the table sees it through the host. Three to six players.
One purchase. Any new sea map we build lands in it.
One purchase. The whole table plays.
THE SEA
$7.99 · once, forever
Expansion No. 1. Ships, a pirate, gold fields, islands worth two points, and fourteen to win.
MUSICTap a cover for a taste. Champion anthems only play if you win, so statistically you're buying them for Dave.
VERIFIED-USELESSA purchase that does nothing, explained in full so nobody can say we hid it.
HOW IT WORKS
  1. Buy it while your room is live, from the screen you're hosting on.
  2. The announcer tells the whole table: The dice have accepted a bribe. The dice make no promises.
  3. The host's menu reads Dice: Bribed for the rest of the night, and so does every phone's settings sheet. Everyone can see it. Everyone knows.
  4. The dice roll exactly as they always did. That's the joke, and you're in on it.
Slip the dice a dollar. They will take it. Statistically proven to do nothing.™ Not pay-to-win. Not pay-to-anything. The most honest purchase on the internet.
Refundable, obviously. Fourteen days, ask, done. The dice will give the dollar back with the same enthusiasm they took it: none.
BRIBE THE DICE
$0.99 · one room, one night
THIS DOES NOTHING. WE CHECKED.
Zero effect on any roll, ever. That's the whole bit.
The announcer tells the table you paid. The dice roll like they always did. Everyone knows. Refundable, which the dice find insulting.

CLUB MODE, FREE, FOR TONIGHT'S ROOM.

One night. One time. No card, no email, no catch.

NOT IN YOUR COUNTRY YET.

We are not set up to collect your country's VAT, so we cannot sell you anything today. It is on the list. Everything free still works, and the free stuff is the game.

THE REGISTER ISN'T PLUGGED IN.

Checkout goes live on launch day. Nothing was charged, because nothing can be.

THE DICE HAVE BEEN BRIBED.

They took the money. They promised nothing. They will roll exactly as they always have. Statistically proven to do nothing.